MINIMUM WAGE SIMULATOR

I made this in a few hours while being sleep deprived for the Air Control Jam (create a simulator, preferably funny and absurd).

I decided to experiment, please do not take it too seriously!

Warning: lots of profanity.

This is my first Twine game. I fell in love with it after playing Porpentine's games. The writing style was inspired by Crystal Warrior Ke$ha. You should definitely check it out.