I made this in a few hours while being sleep deprived for the Air Control Jam (create a simulator, preferably funny and absurd).

I decided to experiment, please do not take it too seriously!

Warning: lots of profanity.

This is my first Twine game. I fell in love with it after playing Porpentine's games. The writing style was inspired by Crystal Warrior Ke$ha. You should definitely check it out.

Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars
(12 total ratings)
GenreSimulation, Interactive Fiction
Made withTwine
Tagsabsurd, Funny, profanity, weird
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsMouse, Touchscreen
AccessibilityOne button


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*dies* *comes back to life so I can die again*


Fucking incredible, thank you!!


i'm really glad you enjoyed your experience with the simulator!!